Ahoy! The Party Game for Proper Scallywags

Gather your crew of 4-12 landlubbers for an evening of backstabbing, banter, and nautical nonsense.

Where yacht club poshos meet salty sea dogs, and everyone gets roasted like a Sunday joint.

⚓ How It Works

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Join Code

One person starts a lobby, everyone else joins with the code. No downloads, just phones and poor life choices.

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Get a Prompt

"Who's most likely to cry during Titanic?" or "Who secretly thinks they're posh?" — you know, the important questions.

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Vote & Giggle

Point fingers, cast votes, and watch your mates squirm. Democracy has never been this entertaining.

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Get Roasted

Results revealed! Friendships tested! Someone definitely needs another pint after this revelation.

⛵ Why Your Crew Will Love It

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Perfect for Pubs

Works brilliantly in the local, round the kitchen table, or wherever your rabble gathers for mischief.

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Properly Cheeky

British humour at its finest — think QI meets Love Island, with a dash of nautical nonsense.

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No Faff Required

No apps to download, accounts to create, or technical wizardry. Just scan, join, and start the chaos.

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4-12 Players

Perfect for intimate betrayals or large-scale friendship destruction. Scales beautifully with your drama.

🗣️ What the Crew Says

"Absolutely brilliant! We played for hours and Sarah's still not speaking to Tom. 10/10 would recommend."

— Emma, Bristol

"Finally found out what everyone really thinks of my cooking. Wish I hadn't, but brilliant game!"

— James, Manchester

"Perfect for our pub quiz team. Now we know who's actually the smartest. Spoiler: it's not Dave."

— The Admiral's Arms Quiz Team